Walmart...Why?

I had to go to Walmart today for a number of things.  Although I generally go to Target, I had the Walmart itch today.  I shouldn't have scratched it.  I'll read back on this blog next time I decide to go.

A few "Dana thoughts":

1.  Where do these people come from? 
2.  Immigration should have a sub-station in here instead of an eye center for exams.  No...my comment is not racist, just an observation.
3.  The number of women with "sharpie" eyebrows was overwhelming yet intriguing.  The different types of arches and pencil colors that are being utilized is that of an art display.
4.  The number of bald men with large barbershop end curled mustaches and knee socks was also interesting.  

Reminds me of this video I've recently viewed from the "505" and Lil Baby Dreamer. 

http://youtu.be/BBDQiMOsdLY


5. General driving rule in the US should apply to cart (buggy) driving within the store as well.  Most isles can be called "lanes".  Why are people going to wrong way? It's a simple concept.
6.  STOP stopping, talking on  phones, trying on lotion, smelling shampoo and breaking the protective seals, and trying to find your 400 children.  You are in a store.  This is not the Bristol Swap Meet.
7.  This isn't a fucking daycare or an event to test out toys people!  Get your kids out of the toy isle and make them stop ripping the boxes open and playing with the toys.  Either buy it and go home and let them play with it or get the hell out of my way.